I'm Scott. 22 years old, hopeless romantic nerd. Wondering wtf I am gonna do with my life.

 

Anonymous asked
You're so perfect that you make me want to become a girl just so I could be a lesbian with you tbh

tayswayfanfic:

Well there are plenty of awesome straight girls out there (: although I’m not gonna lie having the power to turn into a hot lesbian would be pretty awesome haha

honestly, I have that thought almost every day. more #straight male problems

kyra-lord-of-dystopia:

poorhornycat:

professor-sweetpea:

jumblejo:

oldfilmsflicker:

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

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Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one


the raccoon one tho

(Source: deanwincherter)

stunningpicture:

My girlfriends Dad found this under a house he is demolishing. There is something inside, when it is turned on its side you can hear something bang.

DONT OPEN IT! IT LOOK LIKE IRON! ITS KEEPING A DEMON INSIDE!

stunningpicture:

My girlfriends Dad found this under a house he is demolishing. There is something inside, when it is turned on its side you can hear something bang.

DONT OPEN IT! IT LOOK LIKE IRON! ITS KEEPING A DEMON INSIDE!

miki-italy:

"One day she will be my wife and I’m so honored to have her."
-Kae on Lucy (June 3, 2012)
kaeandlucy lucyelizabeth finallyme

miki-italy:

"One day she will be my wife and I’m so honored to have her."

-Kae on Lucy (June 3, 2012)

kaeandlucy lucyelizabeth finallyme

eustaciavye77:

Sanjai, a 20-years old bull (male elephant), sees himself for the first time in front of a mirror. [x]

elephants are fucking awesome.

(Source: memoriesofelephants)

jazminbunninsfw:

constant-continuum:

drakewinzz:

dolliecrave:

Pass this on Tumblr

This is actually pretty important

very important information

This needs to be seen more. Rape needs to flat out stop, but until then victims need to know there’s support for them.

jazminbunninsfw:

constant-continuum:

drakewinzz:

dolliecrave:

Pass this on Tumblr

This is actually pretty important

very important information

This needs to be seen more. Rape needs to flat out stop, but until then victims need to know there’s support for them.