I'm Scott. 22 years old, hopeless romantic nerd. Wondering wtf I am gonna do with my life.

 

uhmeliamay:

putting on really tight pants and then realizing you have to pee

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having to put on pants

(Source: uhmeliamay)

rainwouldlastforever:

rainwouldlastforever:

MY EX MAN BROUGHT HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND

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AND SHE’S LIKE OH MY GOD

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BUT I’M JUST GONNA SHAKEimage

AND TO THE FELLA OVER THERE WITH THE HELLA GOOD HAIRimage

WONT YOU COME ON OVER BABY WE CAN SHAKE SHAKE image

taylorswift

lokiwholockfactory:

homestucktrollala:

you-should-put-it-on-a-t-shirt:

ladydaffodils:

I am so amused.

oh god, it´s back

thanks

I just love it that this motherfucking adorable bastard has no idea that he just turned himself into a fucking meme

(Source: winterblessings)

forever-grif:

forever-grif:

I have to phone the estate agent to pay my rent.

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Update: My mum did it for me. 

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lunahorizon:

pile-of-fail:

ivyinspace:

The perfect cuddling couch.

That is not a couch. That is a nest, and I want one.

ugh give me

lunahorizon:

pile-of-fail:

ivyinspace:

The perfect cuddling couch.

That is not a couch. That is a nest, and I want one.

ugh give me